Not hungry.

Come home from work 9pm

Mom: did you eat dinner?
Me: yeah I already ate
Mom: want me to make you steak?
Me: nah I'm not hungry, I'm just gunna eat watermelon
Mom: you sure? Just eat half of one
Me: okay...

She makes me a whole steak
Me: I'm only going to eat half
Mom: okay Dad can eat the rest

nomnomnom. this is dericious!

15min later...
Aww man I ate it all...

my mom is cracking up

Me: what's so funny?
Mom: you said you weren't even hungry but you ate a whole steak

-___- this is why I'm not losing any weight...