I'm the man

[John, my third grade student, crumples up his worksheet and dramatically throws it in the trash]

Me: John! why'd you do that?!
John: Because I'm THE MAN.

My Do's and Don'ts

Don'ts

Rule #1 dont ever feel sorry for yourself
Rule #2 dont complain
Rule #3 dont allow your heart to become bitter from the painful moments in life
Rule #4 dont ever stop praying
Rule #5 dont ever stop believing in Jesus Christ
Rule #6 dont stop worshipping no matter the circumstance
Rule #7 dont seek revenge or hold onto grudges


Do's

Rule#1 do be thankful always
Rule #2 do forgive
Rule #3 do trust in God more
Rule #4 do share your faith when you have the opportunity
Rule #5 do pray because those who hope in the LORD will never be disappointed
Rule #6 do prioritize what's important
Rule #7 do find the balance in everything

Boyfriend

[Tutoring with my 7th grade student]

Student: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No haha... why do I look like I would have one?
Student. No.